Funny Hindi sms

Funny Karwa Chauth
SMS in Hindi
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“Na jane kyu rhe rhe ke ek baat
hume bahut satati hai,
karwa chauth karti hai tumhari
bibi umar humari kyu bad jati
hai. ”
Teasing SMS in Hindi
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Arz kiya hai!!!…Itne kamjor hue
teri judai se…
Gaur farmaiye…Itne kamjor hue
teri judai se…
Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai
charpai se ….
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Ek kutiya ne pillon ko janam diya.
pillon ne pucha maa papa kahan
hain?
kutiya boli ” chup raho kameeno
papa message padh rahe hain”
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Sorry aaplogo ko disturb kiya
lekin urgent kaam tha ,
kya kui apni 1 photo abhi bejh
sakte hai.
hum log tash khel raha hai aur
joker ka patta kho gaya hai..
`
Dheere dheere apna bana gaya
koi …
Humein piyar ke sapne dikha
gaya koi …
Kya yeh sach much piyaar hai ya
rab …
Ya phir chuuna laga gaya koi…
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Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban
jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap
karta hoon.
Funny Hindi
Friendship SMS
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Difference between Best Friend &
Just Friend:
When U r in hospital
Just Friend asks:
Tabiyat kaisi hai?
Best Friend asks:
Nurse kaisi hai?
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Friendship Means:
U happy, I happy
U sad, I sad
U cry, I cry
U laugh, I laugh
U fell down in mud
I Dance Dhinchak Dhinchak..!
Funny Dussehra SMS
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RAWAN ke 10 Sar,
20 Aankhein,
Par Nazar Ek hi ladki par,
Aapka Sar 1,
Aakhein 2,
Par Nazar har ladki par.
Ab batao ki…….?
Asli Rawan kaun :-D
Wish You HAPPY DASARA!
Funny AIDS Day SMS
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I am sorry yaar,
Aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,
Kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,
Tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki
“ AIDS” chhune se nahi failta…
Hindi Exam SMS
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Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna
Samajhna …
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Students k Dard ko University Kya
Jane
College K Riwajon ko Parents Kya
Jane
Hoti hai Kitni Taqlif 1 Paper
Likhne Main
Wo Paper Check Karne Wala Kya
Jane ….
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya
Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar
yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya
Hai..
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Congratulations!
Good news for Mumbai
University students
Exams of Uni have been
postponed upto june
To confirm goto site
www.stopdreaming&startstudying.com
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Ye exam ke rishte bhi ajib hote
hai,
sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
rahte hai nigahon se dur,
sale wahi question paper me
compulsory hote hai …
Funny Exam Shayari
in Hindi
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Kaash koi exam ke rijalt ka
insurance kara dete,
To har exam ke pehle premium
bhar dete,
Paas hote to thik varna insurance
claim to kar hi dete.
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Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Mein Exams Aa
Jayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh
Lo,
Warna Pass Kya MUNNA BHAI
Karwayega?
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Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus
dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya
Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar
yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya
Hai?
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Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya
jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya
jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is
parhai ne …
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .
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3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar
mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main
paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi
hum ne cheating ki hai.
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Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK
bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???